Learn English Funcast

Today we talk about why flights are so expensive in Canada, we also discuss what it is like to stay at an upscale hotel.

Jokes:

Jokes 1:

I couldn’d decide whether to go to Montreal or Toronto for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Toronto is $300.” the cheery salesperson replied.
“And what about Montreal?”
“We have a really great rate to Montreal $99,” she said “But there is a stopover.”
“Where?”
“In Toronto,” she said.

Joke 2:

As an engineer in an upscale hotel, I was asked to repair or replace the television in a guest room. When I arrived, the couple was watching a picture one-third the size of the screen. I knew all our spare sets were in use, so I figured what the heck: I struck the side of the TV with the heel of my hand. The picture returned to full size.
” Look, honey,” said the wife to her husband.” He went to the same repair school as you.”

Joke 3:
My husband, a computer systems troubleshooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session. When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.
I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, “Scroll up honey.”