Listen to the podcast lesson and read the joke text below: Joke 1: Life With A Blonde Teenager… SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast 146: Wheel of Fortune, Spanish Stutter, and an Anesthesiologist
Learn English Funcast #144 – A woman and a handgun, the Australian Outback, and a trip to the grocery store
Listen to the podcast lesson and read the joke text below: Tip of the Day A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before. Joke 1: A young woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #143 – Expert advice, solitary confinement, and DEATH or BOOKA!
Listen to the podcast lesson and read the joke text below: Joke 1: An alcoholic arrives at a bar at 5 pm to get wasted, in his usual fashion. By his 8th shot, he vomits on his shirt. He begins to panic, knowing that his wife will be able to … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #142 – Star Wars feuds, the angry plumber, and a girls love for chickens
Listen and read the text along with the podcast Joke1: Darth Vader and Luke Skywaker are in an intense light saber duel. Vader attempts to gain the upper hand by distracting Luke with banter Vader" I am have power in the force you … [Read more...]
Learn English Slang #41 – Put me in the car with arctic fever. I got a Jenny crack diet from grill porn.
Listen to the podcast and follow the text 1. arctic fever when you are attracted to white girls only Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #141 – A difficult drunk test, navy admiral, and a pirate, and a chameleon in class
Listen to the podcast and follow along with the text Joke 1: A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco, Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #140 – A moth, a coffin maker, and an excellent diet
Joke 1: A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist." The dentist says, "Well then what … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #139 – Gorilla removers, the expensive parrot, and the farmers son
Joke 1: A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he”ll be there in 30 minutes. The … [Read more...]
English Slang #40 – The bicurean hate watching who LLAP and liked shoelace drifting
1. LLAP Live Long And Prosper We'll talk later, LLAP Popular Vulcan Salute Leonard Nimoy's sign-off in Twitter 2. Hate watching When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it. It's really sad that … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast #138 – A shipwreck, free beer for life, and counterfeit bills
Joke1: An American dude, a French dude, and a Japanese dude barely survive a shipwreck... While clinging to floating debris and paddling towards shore they discuss what they will do to survive. The American dude says: Well, I am a carpenter … [Read more...]
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