Learn English Funcast

Today we discuss the difference between bungie and budgie jumping. We also talk about how important spelling is. One letter off can really ruin your life.

Jokes:

Joke1:

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”
A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.”
The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”

Joke2:
Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun.
The first guy jumps off the cliff and on the way down the birds fly away. He crashes on the rocks below and rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see his friend jump off too.
As the second guy falls the & parrot flies off, he pulls up his shot gun and shoots the bird just before he too crashes onto the rocks.
They lie there groaning in agony for a bit before the first guy says, “I really don’t see what is supposed to be so great about budgie jumping!”
The second guy lets out a groan and says, “I’m really not too impressed with free-fall parrot shooting either!”

Joke3:

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”