Joke 1: A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." Doctor: "Don't worry, I'll put some cream on it." Man: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast Episode 136 – A man stung by a bee, the hardest mint in town, and words of wisdom.
Learn English Funcast Episode 135 – Old men streaking, and a the case of the lipstick marks
In Today's episode we learn what happens when old men are bored and decide to streak. We also learn how to get girls to stop leaving lipstick marks on washroom mirrors. Jokes: Joke1: Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local … [Read more...]
Episode 134 – To bungee or budgie jump, and how spelling can ruin your life
Today we discuss the difference between bungie and budgie jumping. We also talk about how important spelling is. One letter off can really ruin your life. Jokes: Joke1: In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, … [Read more...]
Episode 133 – Names for cruise control, and a faulty mechanic
In today's episode we discuss different names we can call cruise control and a story about a funny mechanic. Jokes: Joke 1: Shortly after I had my car repaired the mechanic who fixed it asked me to bring it back. I watched as he opened the hood … [Read more...]
Learn English Funcast Episode 132 – Round trips at an upscale hotel, and the computer troubleshooter
Today we talk about why flights are so expensive in Canada, we also discuss what it is like to stay at an upscale hotel. Jokes: Jokes 1: I couldn'd decide whether to go to Montreal or Toronto for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. … [Read more...]
Episode 105 – Lighten your burden, a big man, and blondes skydiving
In Today's episode Ron talks about why getting married sometimes causes more problems than solutions. We talk about a lawyer who moves back to his small town, and blondes talking a skydiving trip. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and join … [Read more...]
Episode 104 – Wife on her hands and knees, venom in the butt, and 20 years in jail
In today's episode Ron talks about how to get your wife on her hands and knees. We also discuss a man who got bitten in the ass by a snake. We end off by thinking about what would you take with you in jail for the next 20 years. Check out this … [Read more...]
Episode 103 – Blondes on a plane, and management on a hot air balloon
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Episode 102 – playing an electric guitar in a hot tub, s car go, and a ring bear
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Episode 101 – A bad taxi driver, revenge after a break up, and collecting fruit
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